Well, Well, Well
Today Is Your Birthday
And I went all out
From the roof tops
I'm gonna shout.....
"TODAY IT'S MY FRIENDS
BIRTHDAY......."
I won't give your age away.....
"SO CLOSE ALL THE STORES
AND ALL THE OFFICES TOO
WE'RE GONNA CELEBRATE
THE WHOLE NIGHT THROUGH"
No??????
You don't think they will declare
a national holiday?
OK....
Then how about I bake
this very special cake....
No calories
No guilt
You can eat all ya want
and the scales won't tilt
A Virtual Birthday Cake
You won't get love handles
And look no candles
(its our secret)
So....
Party the night away
AND
HAVE A HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!